Spit in the Soup
In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".

When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".

Submitted by: Neev
Address : IndraChock,Kathmandu
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You are Under 18
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 18," replies the barman

Submitted by: Ci Choin
Address : London
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Does your dog bite?
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."

Submitted by: Miko Wai
Address : North Acton,UK
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Cup of Coffee
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Submitted by: Peter Jones
Address : Tinkune
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Fancy Restaurant
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts.

Finally, he proposed, "Bernie, if you will marry me, I have enough money to provide you with anything your little heart desires."

"Sorry John." she replied. "I'm not ready to settle down yet. And besides, you can't buy my love, but if the price is right, I might see my way clear to rent you some."

Submitted by: Tommy
Address : Denver
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