Chess Players
A group of chess players were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?", they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Submitted by: Xiang Mia
Address : Park Royal,UK
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Drowned in the Sea
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

For a final philosophy examination, the question was, "What is courage?" 3 minutes into a 3 hour exam, one student wrote, "This is" and walked out.

The professor responded by writing on the exam, "No, that was stupid."

Submitted by: Jamie Copley
Address : Germany
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Super Computer
They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

Submitted by: Kiera Dan
Address : Earlsfields
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Webster
TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Submitted by: Deepak Munal
Address : Salzburg, Austria
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Wife of a preacher
Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.

He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer.Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter, and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.

When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."

Submitted by: Pramod
Address : Boston, USA
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