Password
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"

"What is it? her sisters asked eagerly.

Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

Submitted by: Anil
Address : London
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Teaching
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.

One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."

Submitted by: Miko
Address : Malaysia
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Microwave or T.V
Once a Blonde goes to a electronics store & goes to a salesman. Pointing out to a microwave she asks,"How much does it cost?" The man says that they do not sell it to blondes. The blonde gets angry & walks out of the shop.

The next day she came again & asks the same question about the microwave. But the man then says it is not for sale to blondes. The blonde again goes home aggressive.

The blonde does plastic surgery, has a make-over, etc. She cannot recognise her ownself! After a whole month she thinks the salesman in the store will have to sell the microwave to her. She goes to the shop & asks the man how much does it cost? The man still refuses to sell it to her. The blonde asks the man, "How do you know that am blonde? & you are not selling me that microwave??"

The man replies,"Ma'am I cannot sell it to you because it is not a microwave but a T.V. Set."

Submitted by: Roy
Address : Sutton
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10 reasons computers must be males
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

Submitted by: Abhilasa
Address : Kupondole
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Soft Ware Programming!
struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
}

struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
}

struct old_lady
{
double chin;
short memory;
long sighs ;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
}

Submitted by: @vishek !
Address : Kathmandu
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