Windows in hindi
If indians to make windows in hindi version, how the jorgons would sound:

Khidkiyan: Windows

Bachao = Save

Aise Bachao = Save as

Subko Bachao = Save All

Mujhe Bachao = Help

Dhoondo = Find

Firse Dhoondo = Find Again

Hilao = Move

Daak = Mail

Daakiya = Mailer

Paas se dhekho = Zoom

Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out

Kholo = Open

Bandh Karo = Close

Naya = New

Khataara = Old

Badli Karo = Replace

Bhaago = Run

Chhaapo = Print

Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview

Kaapi = Copy

Kaato = Cut

Kato = Stupid Houseguest

Chipkao = Paste

Goli Maaro = Delete

Nazaara = View

Hathiyaar = Tools

Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar

Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet

Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database

Ped = Tree

Thooso = Compress

Chooha = mouse

Tik-Tik Karo = Click

Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar

Submitted by: Joker
Address : London
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Life Before Computers
An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home And a virus was
the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!

Submitted by: Sanjay
Address : Naxal
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An order
Microsoft was having an information session at a university's large lecture hall. Noticing that the people were sitting all over the room, the
microsoft guy says "could I please have you guys defragment towards the front please!

Submitted by: Bill Gates
Address : Redmond, WA
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Ideal Job
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked What does that meant, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Submitted by: Kalu Ram
Address : London
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Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His
friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can

diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your

problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill

figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and

went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and

deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights

started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on

which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water.

Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and

how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this

machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample

from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he

masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the

machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made

the usual noise and printed out the following message:

"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get

him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation

clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a

lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get

better."

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