Brown Tie
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie...

Submitted by: Nina Giri
Address : Kathmandu
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Unfaithful Wife
A guy tells his psychiatrist: It was terrible. I was away on business, and I wired my wife that I'd be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. I don't get it. How could she do this to me?

"Well," says the psychiatrist. "Maybe she didn't get your telegram."

Submitted by: Izumin Karl
Address : Kingston
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Mad Cow Disease
Two cows are standing in a field.

One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

Submitted by: Anita
Address : Crouch End
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Electric Razor
"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."

Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"

"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

Submitted by: Li Xiang
Address : Hongkong
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Doctors, Nurses, Lightbulbs
Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twelve: One to do it. one to chart it. ten to write the policy and procedure.

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty: one primary care physician to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.

Submitted by: Rose
Address : Tyne
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