You Should Diet
Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.

Doctor: You should diet.

Trish: Really? What color?

Submitted by: Gunn Rishi
Address : Tahachal,Kathmandu
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INSTRUCTIONS
Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.

Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?

Patient: I sure did. The bottle said, 'keep tightly closed.'

Submitted by: Joyti Dev
Address : Kamalpokhari
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Pain In The Eye
Man: Doctor, whenever I drink my coffee, I get a sharp pain in my eye. What should I do?

Doctor: Just remove the spoon from your cup.

Submitted by: Tim Davids
Address : Crawley,UK
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Serious Problem
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?

Submitted by: Sujata Lama
Address : Lazimpath
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Behind the Curtain
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone, entered the doctor's office. "We have come for an examination" said the young girl.

"Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off."

"No, not me" said the girl. "it's my old aunt here."

"Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, please stick out your tongue."

Submitted by: Samundra K.C
Address : Rani Phokhari
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