Broken Finger
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."

The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"

Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"

She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"

She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken finger."

Submitted by: Kim Shi Ng
Address : Hong Kong
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Gloves inside you
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."

"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."

Submitted by: Sharad
Address : Minbhawan,Nepal
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Movie Channel

Wife: Doctor My husband thinks he's a satellite dish.

Doctor: Don't worry I can cure him.

Wife: I don't want him cured I want you to adjust him to get the movie channel

Submitted by: Rahul
Address : Brisbane, Australia
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Pharmacist
Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic,

My Touch Is anti-inflammatory,

My Presence Is Antiseptic, My Feeling is antipyretic.

That’s Why I Am Pharmacist

Submitted by: Rabin
Address : Manbhawan
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Carrots
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Submitted by: Lasata
Address : Kathmandu
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