Mixed Up
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Submitted by: Alex Crump
Address : Tolus
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Local Man Vs Engineer
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Perth.A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one question. The manager went up to Boudreaux and said "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the local man the job." Boudreaux said "Why you gonna be doin dat sir, we both got 9 questions right?"

The manager said, "We made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one you missed."

Boudreaux asked "An jus how da heck would one incorrect answer be mo betta dan da otter?"

The manager replied, "Simple, the local man put down on question #5, 'I don't know,' you put down, 'neither do I.'

Submitted by: Drew Garner
Address : Esher
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Lightbulb
How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.

Submitted by: Krish
Address : Denver
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Half m v squared
A physics student was hit by a brick falling from a house. He fainted, but came to after a while and started smiling.

The onlookers were worried, so they asked him why the smile. "I just realized how lucky I am because the kinetic energy is only half m v squared."

Submitted by: Gery Anuja
Address : Farn
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Backfires by Car
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 (Bambino) when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt.

The mechanical engineer says "Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!".

The electrical engineer says "Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!".

The software engineer says "How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again".

Submitted by: Roger Joshi
Address : West Ealing
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