Good Choice!!!
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, "Take what you want."

"The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Submitted by: Rakshyas
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Three Engineers
Three Engineers, Mechanical, Electrical and Civil engineer, were discussing on a hot topic.

The mechanical engineer said, "God must be a mechanical engineer. See the number of joints in our body and the way they function. It is a master piece of mechanical design"

The electrical enginer said, "No. He must be an electrical engineer. The number of circuitaries connecting the brain to the entire body system is a proof for this!"

The civil engineer remarked, "No way! he must be a civil engineer. Who else could think of running a waste line through the entertaining room!"

Three engineers
Three engineers are riding in a car -- an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer,

and a Microsoft engineer. The car suddenly stalls and stops by the side of the road.

The three engineers look at each other with bewilderment, wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer, not knowing much about mechanics, suggests, "Let's strip

down the electronics of the car and try to trace where a fault might have occurred."

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about electronics, suggests, "Maybe the fuel

has become emulsified and is causing a blockage somewhere in the system."

The Microsoft engineer suggests, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out,

get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it will work."

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