Boy or a Girl
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Submitted by: Nirmal Shrestha
Address : Kalanki
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Relative of Yours
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,'the wife replied , '...in-laws! '

Submitted by: Kiran Rawal
Address : Dollis Hill, London
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Descendent
A little boy asked his mother, "Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?"

The mother replied, "I don't know, son, I never met your father's folks."

Submitted by: Beena Karki
Address : Pokhara,Nepal
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Sense of Humour??
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “your sense of humour”.

Submitted by: Reshma Malakar
Address : Beligum
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Second Marriage
The bride was crying. "What's the matter?" asked her friend.

"Well," she replied, "I didn't know until after the wedding that he had been married before and had five kids."

"That must have come as a shock to you."

"Yes, and my four children weren't happy either."

Submitted by: Andrew
Address : Westcliff
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