Photograph in Handbag
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how insurmountable, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you.

Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

Submitted by: Jagadish Pokharel
Address : Gokarna, Nepal
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Do you go to church?
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.

Submitted by: Ian John
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Couple Next Door
A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, 'Do you see that couple? They are so devoted! He kisses her every time they meet! Why don't you do that too?'

I'd love to,' replied the husband, 'But I don't know her well enough!'

Submitted by: Mamata Sakya
Address : Kusunti
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Formality
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day??

Its just a formality, like two boxers shake hands before the fight begins!!!

Submitted by: Pramod Gurung
Address : Kathmandu
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Great Cook
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Submitted by: Rajesh Das
Address : Kupondole
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