Earth Quake

A:What will a cow give when an earthquake takes place?

B:Milkshake.

Submitted by: Neis
Address : BRT
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Devil Egg
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

Submitted by: Devindra Rai
Address : Kalanki
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''

Submitted by: Drew Collins
Address : Beligum
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Two friends
I heard that you have made a band.

Yes, it's a quartet.

How many of you are there?

There are three.

Three?

Me and my brother.

You have a brother?

No, why do you ask?

Submitted by: Grishma Poudel
Address : Thamel
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Who Jump First
Two lovers planned to sucide.Boy jumped first,Girl closed her eyes& return back saying love is blind.

Then boy also opened parachute & said love never dies.

Submitted by: Sunil
Address : Pokhara
Email : sunilpkr@yahoo.com
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