Crowded Bus
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.

"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.

"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."

Submitted by: Jeeva Khir
Address : Southfield,London
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Man Turn into Women
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."

The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.

He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.

He continues, "Finally, I want to be irrestible to women." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates

Submitted by: Jeninifer Resch
Address : Kirchzarten,Germany
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Single Woman Shopping
A Woman in a store buys milk and bread.

Man at counter: “Bet your’e single”.

Woman: “Yes! You knew it because of what I bought?”.

Man: “No, your’e just ugly”.

Submitted by: Pawel
Address : Northwood
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Cleaning on Moon
Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Submitted by: Graham
Address : Edgware
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Anywhere Is Good
Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls?

You can drop them off anywhere.

Submitted by: Nilesh
Email : xioguru@gmail.com
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