Wrong Extension
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone....

Submitted by: Anil Emmett
Address : Chesuhunt,UK
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The Rope
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off."

After a really touching speech from the brunette about how she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping

Submitted by: Carol Mayhem
Address : Finchley Road,London
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Speeding Down
"A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.

"Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?"

"Yep," replied the blonde.

"I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" said the brunette.

"Yep," replied the blonde.

"Is the cop still following me?"

"Yep."

"Are his lights on?"

"Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope..."

Submitted by: Murial Desai
Email : Heston,UK
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Intelligence
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'

The father replied: 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.'

Submitted by: Kamala Khatri
Address : Kupondole
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Pay Rise
Employee: I have been here 11 years doing three men’s work for one man’s pay. Now I want a raise.

Boss: Well, I can’t give you a raise, but if you’ll tell me who the other two men are, I’ll fire them.

Submitted by: Baanu S
Address : Germany
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