Its 2 A.M!
While proudly showing off his new fraternity house to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That's the talking clock", the man replied, with a grin. "Let me show you how it works!" And with that, he gave the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERKS! IT'S 2 AM!"

Submitted by: Broom Neil
Address : Yuken (UK) Limited
Send this joke to a friend

Complimentary
A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer.
As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voice saying seductively,
'You've got nice hair'.
The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from.
A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.'
The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

Submitted by: Akash Shrestha
Address : Kathmandu
Send this joke to a friend

Elephant and City
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:

-Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window?

-I’m chasing away the elephants

-Chasing elephants? There aren’t elephants in the city.

-Well that means it's working!

Submitted by: Kayee
Address : Clapton,London
Send this joke to a friend

Earth Quake

A:What will a cow give when an earthquake takes place?

B:Milkshake.

Submitted by: Neis
Address : BRT
Send this joke to a friend

Alphabet
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

Submitted by: Kim Shah
Address : Kathmandu
Send this joke to a friend

More on Next Page