Lost the combination
Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

Submitted by: Kay Yogi
Address : Indra Chock
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''

Submitted by: Drew Collins
Address : Beligum
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Blonde Puzzle
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

Submitted by: Laura
Address : Chiswick
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Two friends
I heard that you have made a band.

Yes, it's a quartet.

How many of you are there?

There are three.

Three?

Me and my brother.

You have a brother?

No, why do you ask?

Submitted by: Grishma Poudel
Address : Thamel
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Lightbulb
How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.

Submitted by: Krish
Address : Denver
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