Learn ABCEDEF…………XYZ
We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi...

But How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey,

Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success

Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful !!

Submitted by: Kiran Rawal
Address : Dollis Hill, London
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College Grads
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?"

A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Submitted by: Xi Min
Address : HongKong
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Breakfast
Teacher: Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

Student: What did I have? Teacher: Egg! Student: You’re wrong! That was yesterday

Submitted by: Tony Desai
Address : Norwood
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Mickey on a Wall
Once Michael said to Ajit, 'Boss, Mickey wants to read the Ramayana.'

Ajit replied, 'Ok put mickey on a wall.'

Michael asked, 'What for boss?'

Ajit said, 'You fool,after putting Mickey on a wall, he will become Valmiki and can himself read the Ramayana'.

Submitted by: Himal Kuwar
Address : Bagbazar
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God and Cricket
A man hit the ball up for six but it went up to god when it came down it was writen 'DO NOT SEND BALL UP'.

Second day happened same.

On third day it went up and it was wirten'IF YOU SEND THIS TIME I WILL NOT GIVE YOU'

Submitted by: Pralad Magar
Address : Pokhara
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